I wear women ' s underwear

And then I go to strike a pose in my full length mirror

I cross my legs just like a queer

But my libido is strong when a lady is near ya

Oh What defines a straight man ' s straight

Is it the boxer in the briefs or a twelve ounce steak

I tell you what a women loves most

It ' s a man who can slap but can also stroke

Goin ' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it ' s naked

It ' s verbatim and it ' s shakin '

No no no no no no no no no no no no more getting ' elated

No more listless invitations

I live by a hospital

And every day I go out walking past its sickly windows

I see people dying there

But my tender age makes it hard to care

Incinerator and a big smoke stack

It ' s a phallic symbol and it makes me laugh

All I need is a heart attack

C ' mon humble my bones with a Cardiac

Goin ' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it ' s naked

It ' s verbatim and it ' s shakin '

No no no no no no no no no no no no more getting ' elated

No more listless invitations

For the love of ****

For the sake of Pete

Did you ever really think you ' d love a guy like me

I am the rooster in the morning

I' m the cock of the day

I ' m the boxer in the briefs

I ' m a twelve ounce steak

Ya it ' s verbatim

And ya and it ' s naked

And ya and it ' s shakin '

It shakes shakes shakes