作词 : Brendan Blaber

作曲 : Brendan Blaber

In the dead of midnight,

Someone's creeping down the hall

See those yellow uniforms?

We're the ones who got it all!

We may trigger an alarm,

But we'll never come to harm

Because before the cops can catch us

We can call my mom!

We're great at crime!

(Don't call us dumb!)

Yeah we're great at crime!

(I stole some bubblegum!)

The boys in blue are here for you

There is nothing they can do

We scuffle, scram,

Skeddaddle up a creek without a paddle

No you cannot rattle us 'cause

We're great at crime!

Larceny incarcerated,

Arson's kinda overrated

There's no reason to debate it,

Great at crime!

Great at crime!

Great at crime!

While you're busy sleeping,

We are sneaking through your yard

"BEWARE OF DOG" is just a bluff,

This won't be very hard!

Your security won't stop us,

Know that you can never top us,

We will sneak in through the chimney

And then we get stuck...

We're great at crime!

(Help, I can't get out!)

Yeah, we're great at crime

(Gough. I think I swallowed grout...)

Grab the hooch and then we scooch

...Unless you've got a scary pooch!

Rip 'n rob 'n rootle,

But it all feels rather futile

When you're chewed out by a poodle...

No! We're great at crime

Larceny incarcerated,

Arson's kinda overrated

There's no reason to debate it,

Great at crime!

Great at crime!

Great at crime!

Great at crime

So good

We're great at crime

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Got a brand new target,

The museum is our next mark

Breaking in at seven,

'Cause we are scared of the dark!

And the creeping apprehension

Of the dangers of detention

Doesn't get a single mention

And I'll tell you why

(Hit me with the motto, fellas!)

(One more time!)

Great at crime!

(I failed remedial English!)

Yeah, we're great at crime!

(I don't understand basic rhyme structure!)

Let's grab this charm 'cause what's the harm?

Whoops, we triggered an alarm!

It's just a minor hiccup,

We can call my mom for pickup

It's the sleeve I've got a trick up 'cause I'm

Great at crime!

Thought that I was cunning

But my mama isn't coming

Really shoulda started running 'cause

We're great at crime!

The coppers were a big surpise,

They're trying us,

We're evil guys

They wouldn't be here otherwise,

We're great at crime!

Larceny incarcerated,

Arson's kinda overrated

There's no reason to debate it,

Great at crime!

Doing time!

Great at crime!