作词 : Seth MacFarlane/Walter Murphy

作曲 : Seth MacFarlane/Walter Murphy

My words are lazy, my thoughts are hazy

But this is one thing I’m sure of.

Everybody needs a best friend!

I’m happy I’m yours!

You got a double,

Who brings you trouble,

And though you’re better without me.

Everybody needs a best friend!

I’m happy I’m yours!

A fool could see decidedly,

That you’re a ten and

I’m a three.

A royal breed is what you need,

So how did you come to be stuck with a bummer like me?!

Oh you got a head full of someone dreadful

And yet at last that someone adores you

Everybody needs a best friend,

I’m happy I’m yours!

A fool could see decidedly

That you’re a ten and

I’m a three.

A royal breed is what you need

So how did you come to be stuck with a bummer like me?!

Oh you got a head full of someone dreadful

And yet at last that someone adores you.

Everybody needs a best friend,

I’m happy I’m yours!

I'm just a clown, and

I'll bring you down

But you just don't care

'Cause your best friend is me!