作词 : Rupert Holmes

作曲 : Rupert Holmes

You know I love my Lady,

we'd been together so long.

Like a worn-out recording,

of a favorite song.

So while she lay there sleeping,

I read the paper in bed.

And in the personal columns,

there was this letter that read:

"If you like Pina Coladas,

and getting caught in the rain.

If you're not into yoga,

if you have half-a-brain.

If you like making love at midnight,

in the dunes of the cape.

That I’m the love that you looked for,

write to me, and escape."

I didn't think about my lady,

I know that sounds kind of mean.

But me and my old lady,

had fallen into the same old dull routine.

So I wrote to the paper,

took out a personal ad.

And though I'm nobody's poet,

I thought it wasn't half-bad.

"Yes, I like Pina Coladas,

and getting caught in the rain.

I'm not much into health food,

I am into champagne.

I've got to meet you by tomorrow

cut through all this red tape.

At a bar called Scrappy Malloy's

we'll plan our escape."

So I waited with high hopes

then she walked in the place.

I knew her smile in an instant,

I knew the curve of her face.

It was my own lovely lady,

and she said, "Oh, it's you."

And we laughed for a moment,

and I said, "I never knew".

I never know you liked Pina Coladas,

and getting caught in the rain.

And the feel of the ocean,

and the taste of champagne.

If you like making love at midnight,

in the dunes of the cape.

You're the lady that I've looked for,

come with me, and escape."